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January 20, 2025

These waterproof toys are making a SPLASH in our beds - find out why!

All of the toys listed below are rated Waterproof - IPX7.

"But Penny," I hear you saying, "WTF is with all these letters and numbers? It's not 2005, we don't know L0lSp3ak!" That's okay, I got you boo.

IPX7 and IPX8 are specific levels of Ingress Protection (IP) ratings that define the water resistance of electronic devices. IPX7 denotes protection against immersion in water up to 1 meter for 30 minutes, while IPX8 indicates protection against continuous immersion beyond 1 meter depth. These tests are commonly conducted on various devices, including smartphones, smartwatches, and other electronic gadgets.
- from the Very Clever People over at Keystone Compliance

 

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The Bullets | The Wands | The Rabbits | Bum Fun | Remote Control | Cock Rings | G-Spot | Air Pulse | Masturbators

The Bullets

 

Limited Addiction Power Vibe Bullet

Limited Addiction's flagship product is a sturdy, lipstick-shaped bullet vibrator that packs a helluva punch for its size! The flat angle is perfect for maximum contact area with your sweet spot.

Function: Vibe
Deep bassy rumble. 5 speeds and 5 patterns.

Charge
Magnetic contact. 120mins for full charge from flat. 50mins on max power.

Controls
2 button control on base for easy scrolling between speeds and functions.

 

ROMP Pop Clitoral Stimulator

Pop is an intense and EXPLOSIVE clit stimulator from ROMP producing a sensation somewhere between flickering and vibrating.

Function: Vibe/Flicker
Intense, laser-precision clit vibe. 3 speeds, 3 patterns.

Charge
DC/pin charger. 90mins for full charge from flat. 150mins on max power.

Controls
Simple 1 button control on base.

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The Wands

Shibari Mini Halo Wand

Shibari Mini Halo is a compact mini wand (20cm from head to tail) with a textured handle and flexible neck, making is easy to get the perfect angle!

Function: Vibe
20 patterns, 8 speeds. Memory chip means that it turns on with the last-used settings.

Charge
DC/pin charger. 90mins for full charge from flat. 120mins on max power.

Controls
3 buttons on handle - Speed (8), Pattern (20), Power (on/off).

Satisfyer Planet Wand-er Full Body Massage Wand

Satisfyer Planet Wand-er is the largest, most powerful waterproof wand on the market at the time of writing (Dec 2024). Backed by Satisfyer's remarkable 15 year guarantee, the Planet Wand-er is also one of the most silent wands we've had the pleasure of playing with.

Function: Vibe
10 patterns, 6 speeds. Deep bass rumble like a motorbike engine turning over.

Charge
Magnetic contact. 420mins for full charge from flat. 60mins on max power.

Controls
3 buttons on handle - Mode (on/off and toggle patterns), Power up, Power down.

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Rabbits (aka dual stimulators)

 

Calexotics Love Bunny Thrusting Rotating and Vibrating Massagers

The Love Bunny triplets (Thrusting, Rotating, Vibrating) are the cutest rabbits to have hopped into our beds in a minute! The colours might be bright and cheerful, but it's the power of the dual motors (independently controlled) that will leave you smiling.

Function: External Vibrating Stimulator with Internal Vibe/Thruster/Rotating Shaft
Stimulator - 12 vibration speeds/patterns. Shaft - 12 functions. Memory chip resumes on last used setting after being turned off.

Charge
DC/pin charger. 120mins for full charge from flat. 45mins on max power.

Controls
2 buttons on handle - On/off and shaft control, Stimulator control.

EVOLVED Lord of the Wings Dual Stimulation Vibrator

Now for something completely different - Lord of the Wings comes with Evolved's signature 5yr guarantee and a remote control for hands-free fun (with friends or solo, it's up to you).

Function: External Vibrating Stimulator & Internal Thumping Shaft
Stimulator - 10 speeds/patterns. Shaft - 10 functions. 

Charge
Magnetic contact. 120mins for full charge from flat. 45mins on max power. Cell battery for remote control.

Controls
2 buttons on base - On/off and stimulator control, Shaft control. 2 buttons on remote - Stimulator control, Shaft control.

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Bum Fun

Ashella Jewel Vibrating Butt Plug
NEW STOCK ALERT! Ashellahas dropped a gorgeously sleek range of rechargeable, waterproof goodies and these butt plugs are an absolute stand out feature with multiple sizes available.

Function: Vibe
3 speeds, 7 patterns.

Charge
DC/pin charger. 120mins for full charge from flat. 45mins on max power. Cell battery for remote control.

Controls
1 button on base. 3 buttons on remote - on/off and scrolling the settings.

LOVENSE Edge 2 Prostate Massager
Lovense makes some of the best engineered pleasure products available, and Edge 2 is No Exception. While it's marketed as a prostate toy, I believe that this is a toy for every body regardless of prostate presence. The powerful dual motors will send deep rumbling vibrations through anyone's pelvis.
Function: Vibe

Out of the box - 3 speeds, 4 pre-set patterns. Customise your experience with the app and set up to 10 custom patterns and fine-tune how strong the 3 speeds are.

Charge
Magnetic contact. 90mins for full charge from flat. 60mins on max power. 

Controls
1 button on base. Unlimited play options via the app - including synchronising to voice or music! Feel the BASS!

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Remote Control

Anal Fantasy Elite Collection - Remote Control P-Spot Pro

The Anal Fantasy Elite Remote Control P-Spot Pro offers a complete sensory experience with two powerful motors controllable via wireless remote. Perfectly placed motors provide direct stimulation to both the prostate and perineum and the remote control allows you or your partner to easily cycle through all 9 vibration patterns

Function: Vibe
3 speeds, 6 patterns. Dual motors provide simultaneous stimulation.

Charge
DC/pin charger. 120mins for full charge from flat. 45mins on max power.

Controls
Both toy and remote have 1 button for on/off and cycling through functions.

Soft by Playful Admirer Remote Control Panty Vibe
FINALLY! A remote controlled toy where the same amount of engineering consideration has gone into the remote as the toy! Both are waterproof and can be recharged with the same cable. I'm quite a fan of Soft by Playful - plus the delicious squishy texture means you can be Quite Enthusiastic without bruising any delicate areas.
Function: Vibe

3 speeds, 7 patterns. 10m range for remote control.

Charge
Magnetic contact. 120mins for full charge from flat. 90mins on max power.

Controls
Both toy and remote have 1 button for on/off and cycling through functions.

Check out a full detailed review of the Admirer from one of our fabulous Sexperts 

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Cock Rings

SVAKOM Tyler Vibrating Cockring

Cockrings - all the same, right? Wrong!
Tyler is made of soft, supple silicone that heats to body temp quickly and moves with you (no more bruised mons!) and MOST IMPORTANTLY has 5 speeds from Go! to WOAH! rumbling through it. That piece that looks like a fancy shower head? That holds the motor, which can be angled towards your partner for maximum clitoral contact, or if you're enjoying some solo 'sploration why not experiment with letting the vibrations rumble your scrotum?

Function: Vibe
5 speeds, 5 patterns. 

Charge
DC/pin charger. 60mins for full charge from flat. 60mins on max power.

Controls
1 button on the side of the toy.

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G-Spot

Satisfyer G-Spot Wave 4

This baby would make George Takei say Oh My! Another orgasmic innovation has arrived in the form of Satisfyer's Wave 4 with what they're calling Robotic Technology and I'm describing as a rolling, mechanical massage.

Function: Rolling Massage
5 speeds, 7 patterns.

Charge
Magnetic contact. 120mins for full charge from flat. 45mins on max power.

Controls
2 button control on shaft for easy scrolling between speeds and functions.

 

Maia Harper Thumping Vibrator

A brilliant double-ended design from Maia (quick aside - I'm a bit in love with their motors. So powerful! So quiet!).

Function: Vibe & Flicker
Vibe Side: 3 speeds, 7 patterns. Thumper side: 3 speeds, 7 patterns

Charge
Proprietary pin charger. 90mins for full charge from flat. 60mins on max power.

Controls
2 buttons on shaft. Hold Vibe button for on/off and quick click to scroll vibration modes. Click other button to scroll Thumping modes.

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Air Pulse

ROMP Kiss Air Pulse Clitoral Stimulator
This is possibly the CUTEST air pulse toy to ever exist. It looks like a ripe juicy peach, and is thoughtfully designed to maximise pleasure for the user.

Function: Air Pulse
3 speeds.

Charge
DC/Pin charger. 120mins for full charge from flat. 90mins on max power.

Controls
1 button on the side - hold for on/off, press to change speed.

Satisfyer PRO 2 Generation 3
No list of excellent sex toys is complete without an appearance from Satisfyer's Pro 2 Generation 3 Air Pulse Vibe. This miracle of engineering is blessing bedrooms all round the world AND it's waterproof. Take your best friend on a bath date today!

Function: Air Pulse & Vibe
Vibration: 5 speeds, 7 patterns. Air pulse: 5 speeds. Use the Satisfyer app to make your own patterns or adjust the settings.

Charge
Magnetic contact. 180mins for full charge from flat. 60mins on max power. 

Controls
3 buttons along the handle - Vibration on/off/toggle, Air Pulse on/higher, Air Pulse lower. Can also control via the Satisfyer app.

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Cock Toys

automatic masturbator AUTOMATIC STROKER BY ION BY ARCWAVE PAT STROKER

Penis-wielders have been wondering what all the fuss is about, and now they can find out for themselves!
Ion by Arcwave is engineered to be enjoyed by erect and flaccid cocks alike. That's right! No boner? No barrier! Making this a great investment in pleasure for people with or without prostates, and those receiving hormone therapy.

Function: Air Pulse Masturbator
8 intensity settings.

Charge
Magnetic contact in its very own charging and drying storage stand. 120mins for full charge from flat. 70mins on max power.

Controls
3 buttons on the underside of the unit. "Smart Silence" is the Mute button - when this is engaged, the air pulse mechanism will only engage when it senses contact with your skin. Volume up/on, and volume down/off.

Gender X - Barrel Of Fun

Barrel of Fun is an open-ended, textured vibrating stroker. Think of it as a helping hand when needed, and bathtime friendly too!

Function: Vibe
3 speeds, 9 rhythms.

Charge
Magnetic contact. 120mins for full charge from flat. 45mins on max power.

Controls
2 buttons on barrel for simple scrolling while you find your perfect groove.

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