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Screeny Weeny 5.0 worlds best fake penis Uncut Nordic White

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  • The ScreenyWeeny is the world’s best fake-penis

    Most authentic, reliable, easy to use.

    The unique Push and Piss function makes it ideal for selective use on an important “date” and it’s one-handed operation means it is always ready for use immediately.

    Each ScreenyWeeny is delivered with 2x 80 ml synthetic urine, an empty bag for practice, a thermo bag for keeping the urine warm, one pack of HeatPaxx and a refill syringe.

    German designed and engineered.

    Facts & benefits:

    • The different types of ScreenyWeeny were all cast from real todgers to ensure a completely authentic look
    • Strap it on and get peeing
    • No additional handles required, simple one-handed operation (ultimate one-handed fake penis)
    • The thermo-sachet guarantees an optimum long-lasting “operating temperature”
    • 100% secure and reliable, no dripping or leaking
    • The flow of urine is started by putting a light pressure on the underside of the ScreenyWeeny, and stopped again immediately by releasing it
    • The urine sachets can be reclosed
    • The thermo-sachet can be adjusted to fit all sizes from S to XXXL thanks to the adjustable strap
    • Our fully cast ScreenyWeeny is made from high-quality makeup silicone

     Guide to warming up the urine sachets:

    In the summer leave in the sun for a short while; in the winter warm on a radiator or in a bath of water. The new HeatPaxx heating pads are also perfectly suited to warming up the urine sachets. The thermo-sachet keeps the desired temperature of the urine sachet constant for at least 6 hours.

    Included: 1x ScreenyWeeny 5.0 circumcized "White/Mulatte" - 2x 80 ml synthetic urine with different values, 1x empty sachet (for practice or for urine from other source), 1x thermo-sachet (for maintaining at a warm temperature and attaching), 1x HeatPaxx heating pad, 1x refill-syringe (20 ml)

    When the urine sachet is first used or replaced, the tube and the plug must be completely dry and locked together with a little pressure.

  • Please read shipping terms carefully before placing your order

    All orders will be ship same day* if the order are made before 12pm on business days.

    All orders after 12pm will be dispatch the following business day. However, subject to product availability your order might be delayed. 

    Please contact us to confirm before placing an order if it's an urgent order.

    Read Full Terms & Conditions here

    Click & Collect

    Click & Collect is currently available from Funtasia Adult Shop in West Ryde, Funtasia Adult Shop in Penrith and Funtasia Adult Shop in Wagga Wagga.

    Please allow up to 1 hours for our staff to pick and pack your order. 

    Please check local store operating hours before placing your order.

    Please enter all your contact details include your phone number so we can contact you for any verification or issues.

    Click here to download how to use Click & Collect Instructions

    If your order is urgent, please email or contact us before placing your order.

    Same Day Delivery Service

    Buy Today - Get it Today

    All orders for same day delivery need to be in the system by 12:30pm Monday to Friday. And by 11am Saturday. Sunday there are no Same Day Delivery service.

    Orders by 12:00pm will  be delivered on the same day. Orders after 12:00pm will be delivered the following day. 

    Click here for more information on Same Day Delivery Service

    2 Hour Uber Delivery Service

    Min order value for Uber Delivery is $120

    Delivery currently for eligible Sydney post codes only. Click here to see the postcodes and cost

    For outside area Uber delivery, please contact us for arrangements.

    Please ensure you provide a phone number. Courier driver needs your phone for contact.

    Uber delivery is Strictly Kerbside delivery, please ensure attendance on delivery. Uber driver DO NOT get out of the car, customer need to meet at Kerbside of address.

    Uber delivery schedule is based on your local store operation hours. Please check your local store operating hours as it might be closed by the time you place your order.  

    For all delivery if unattended, it will be left in the foyer, common area or at your front door at own risk.

    Please call us on 1300887675 or email at sales@funtasia.com.au on if you have questions about products or delivery arrangements.

    Read full terms and conditions here

    *Subject to product availability